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I walked down Market to the nearest muni station, with cake in one hand and a pink cigarette in the other. 

I felt pretty crazy until I passed by a man wearing a bear suit and purple shoes. 

I looked at him. He looked at me. We smiled. We were wearing the same sunglasses. 

- An annoying song stuck in your head 

- A mean roommate

- Commercials on Hulu

- Unwanted body hair

- Sadness

- The common cold

- Human blood

- Nail polish

- Ladies’ pants

- Your old mattress

- Hobos

- Sin

- Inner thigh fat

- Cat hair

- Lower back pain

- File corruption

- Small children on airplanes